My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - Women's T-Shirt classic Distressed white Western serif text

Distressed white Western serif text reads "I'M YOUR" above a large white handlebar mustache illustration

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carrying the pride of the San Joaquin Valley on every dusty diamond

Details: Features retro yellow and orange script text reading "I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT" in a 70s/80s style font

California is a souvenir from a roller rink in a town that technically stopped existing in 1956

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