The Philosoraptor - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White A black rubber hose style

A black rubber hose style cartoon toilet paper roll mascot walks mid-stride with dot eyes

Distressed golden-yellow serif text reads "DIRECTED BY" in a smaller weight

Charles De Mar dispensing ski wisdom with the confidence of a man who just snorted the mountain itself

surrounded by black musical notes

Inspired by Cool Runnings

The Philosoraptor - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White A black rubber hose stylePhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits