Gassquatch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Curved blue arched text reads

Curved blue arched text reads "JUST HERE FOR THE WIENERS" in bold block letters

a skull and crossbones

Akron's Rubbernecks took the diamond in 1906

two small orange stars flanking one larger white star

Flowing white script text reads "Santa" at the top

Gassquatch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Curved blue arched text readsSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text