Too Old For This Sheet - Unisex T-Shirt pw1 Zihuatanejo sounds like a beach

Zihuatanejo sounds like a beach town until you remember it's basically a prayer Andy whispered through twenty years of concrete and sewage

Green sans-serif text reads "MINOR LEAGUE" above large purple serif text reading "BASEBALL

carrying the identity of a Kansas railroad town into the Western League

and you wave from the driveway without making prolonged eye contact

Distressed white horror-style text reads "GIVE ME

Too Old For This Sheet - Unisex T-Shirt pw1 Zihuatanejo sounds like a beachGhosts haunting houses at 2 AM clearly never discovered the wingback recliner and basic cable. Once you're holding a coffee mug and a remote by 8: 45 PM, terrorizing the living feels like unpaid overtime. The Details: Bold white retro rounded text reads "TOO OLD FOR THIS" above a larger "SHEET." Below, a cartoon ghost slumps in an orange wingback armchair holding a coffee mug in one hand and a TV remote in the other, black dot eyes and an open mouth