Check Out My Junk - Women's T-Shirt Size:S showing 10

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which is already a better origin story than most MLB draft picks

and a wide grin

You big dummy—don’t miss out on this one

knowing exactly which buttons to push

Check Out My Junk - Women's T-Shirt Size:S showing 10Plausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan