You Old Sailor You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Captain Freedom retiring from televised
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Captain Freedom retiring from televised murder to sell fitness tapes is the most honest career pivot in television history
A cartoon white snipe bird swings a bat at a ball
Plato never had claws
Allentown's minor league baseball roots stretch back to the late 1890s
a cold beer
You Old Sailor You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Captain Freedom retiring from televisedChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"
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