Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex T-Shirt shawshank redemption above bold white block letters

above bold white block letters reading "SPITSHINE TOMMY'S" and "SHINEBOX INC

Pizza chefs plastering anti-drug PSAs in 1950s clip art style knew exactly what they were doing

Inspired by Red Dawn

which is the most overqualified résumé in territorial history

flanked by white script reading "California League

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex T-Shirt shawshank redemption above bold white block lettersSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved