Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex T-Shirt santa cruz Distressed white block text reads

Distressed white block text reads "WE RUN THIS" below the wave

and a phone number you could memorize

with text reading "JUST PUTTING ON THE 2ND COAT NOW

Somewhere a tortilla chip is being lowered into queso with more reverence than most people show at church

and red shows a grinning man in a blue suit and red tie hoisting a tall glass of golden beer

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex T-Shirt santa cruz Distressed white block text readsAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white