United Citizen Federation - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL A sage-green vertical banner runs

A sage-green vertical banner runs along the left side

and yellow reading "TASTY WAVES

A vintage cartoon lettuce character wearing a black top hat marked with a red "S" and a floating red halo strides forward in red shorts

A midcentury illustration of a couple roller skating arm in arm fills the center

a light blue ocean with white clouds and waves meets a sandy shoreline where a small brown and orange boat rests on the beach

United Citizen Federation - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL A sage-green vertical banner runsCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads